Gourmet Underground Detroit - Home

GUD FEATURE ARTICLE

A Lambic Polemic: What’s in a Name?

From the blog chatter, press coverage, and store shelves stacked with new product, it would appear that the shroud’s been lifted from mysterious lambic beers. There’s barely a restaurant menu in Schlubsville, Indiana, that doesn’t count “Framboise Lambic” among its beverage choices. Glowing red with a frothy pink head. Packaged handsomely in a 750mL bottle with a deep punt and a foil capsule. Often served in dainty portions with desserts.

Perfect, right?

Not quite.

Endless internet tomes have been dedicated to the subject of “real” lambic, but a quick summary is requisite. Fermented by wild yeasts and bacteria and aged in barrels, the beer acquires a distinctly aggressive and puckering lactic sourness. It’s not generally dessert friendly. It’s not sweet. It’s simultaneously ascorbic and delicate. It will melt your face and then show you the tiniest hint of orange peel and soil in the mid-palate.

Complexity is born of fermentation – from betwixt the loins of little yeasties – and true lambic is fermented by a combination of wild yeasts, so it’s got a lot to offer. Straight lambic as it is made traditionally is aged for three years in barrels and can be bottled with no carbonation at that point. A variety called gueuze sees the three-year blended with younger beer to the brewer’s taste, yielding a more lively, fizzy brew. Fruit lambics are aged with real fruit, the most popular options being kriek (cherry) and framboise (raspberry).

Framboise is thus not a brand but rather a raspberry fruit lambic from a brewer. So when some finely accoutered waiter adjusts his clip-on bow tie and pours you a glass of the now ubiquitous sickly sweet framboise, he’s actually pouring the raspberry “lambic” from a particular place – in this case, Brouwerij Lindemans.

But what’s in a name doesn’t always equal what’s in a bottle.

Sadly, there is no law regulating the control of how much lambic must be in a bottle that reads “lambic” on the label. The agreed-upon standard has been a paltry 10%, which means you could more or less bottle 90% Aunt Jemima diluted with 10% lambic and call it Vermont Maple Lambic. That’s essentially Lindemans’ modus operandi.

Several years ago, I encountered a rep for Merchant du Vin, the Lindemans importer. We were both pouring beers at a public tasting. I was serving De Ranke Kriek, a blisteringly tart cherry beer that the brewers refuse to call lambic, even though they’re legally allowed to do so. It’s not 100% lambic, so they won’t call it lambic. Honest fellows, I’d say.

After the tasting, some of the folks working the room that night shared beers, and upon sampling the Kriek I had in hand, this hapless gent exclaimed, “Wow, that’s really sour,” before admitting he hadn’t a clue that lambic was sour. Later when wondering about De Ranke’s fruit source, he didn’t actually ask about fruit. Instead, he inquired, “So where do these guys get their juice?”

His product, Lindemans, isn’t truly lambic, but he didn’t know it. He, much like the legions of waiters and sommeliers peddling their novelty framboise on Valentine’s Day, figured that lambic was soda-like – manufactured, assembled, and sweet. When I explained that they used actual cherries, he seemed utterly perplexed. No one at Merchant du Vin had bothered to lift the shroud of mystery surrounding lambic for this poor fellow. I was glad to have helped.

I’d heard rumors throughout the years that Lindemans (along with DeTroch, Timmermans, and other sugar pushers) actually blended quite a bit of non-lambic beer, sweeteners ranging from sugar to aspartame, and fruit juices and syrups into small proportions of lambic in order to make their products.

So as I popped the cork on a bottle of traditional lambic at home last night, I thought back on that chance meeting and thought: Can I make that sugary crap at home?

Questing after an answer now, I hauled out a bottle of Cantillon Gueuze (an authentic representation of the style from arguably the best producer of the stuff), a bottle of cherry juice, some Domino sugar, and a bottle of Hoegaarden witbier. Playing the mad scientist, I mixed them together, trying to come up with something that tasted like one of these sweetened concoctions.

Somewhere around equal parts witbier and cherry juice with a half-part lambic and a tablespoon of white sugar, I laughed. Cackled, really. It wasn’t quite as syrupy as Lindemans, and I suspect they use something other than white or rock sugar as a sweetener – that’s a scary thought – but if bottled, my homemade “kriek” easily could have passed for one of Lindemans’ competitors like Giradin’s sweetened kriek or DeTroch’s Chapeau Kriek. Absolutely spot on.

Who knew that behind the shroud of lambic was an Oxo measuring cup and a six-pack of mass-produced wheat beer?

Of course, it’s fair to ask, “So what, dude?” And I’d like to think I have an answer.

In a post-industrial age where people are starting to find the value in shopping at a farmer’s market rather than peeling back the industrial foil from a microwaveable frozen tray, there’s still that shroud of mystery that surrounds so much of our food and drink. What exactly are we putting into our bodies when we drink a beer that’s adulterated with syrups or sweeteners? We should care about that, right?

Then there’s the simple matter of honesty. Packaging, shelf-talkers, special interest manipulation, ad-sponsored review publications, and all the standard plays from the corporate playbook have created an environment where it requires genuine research to figure out what one is eating or drinking. If something says Champagne, it should be from Champagne. If it says organic, it damn well better actually be organic. If the bottle reads “lambic,” shouldn’t it actually be lambic?

Further, our food and drink extensions of what we do with our time here on the pale blue dot. Do we value the hard work put in by traditional brewers and the bacteria and yeast in their employ, or do we value the immediate thrill of a sickly sweet novelty, entertaining our palates for a fleeting moment after dinner? In that respect, are our beers any different than our movies, our asparagus, our literature, our music, our beef filets, or our clothing in that regard?

Truly, I’m a bit sick of reading mass media reviews of Lindemans Framboise, going on as though they’ve just peeled back that shroud and let everyone in on a big secret. The luminescent pseudo-lambic is a revelation when one’s been sucking at the teat of Anheuser-Busch, to be sure, but given the increased attention that we as a country have put on our food, I’d suggest that we all learn something from our history with mass production: Dig a little deeper and understand what you’re drinking. Pull back the real shroud. And while you’re at it, leave the Lindemans on the shelf with the Twinkies and support real lambic brewers like Cantillon and Drie Fonteinen.

Some Tasting Notes:

  • Cantillon Gueuze 100% Lambic-Bio (Organic): Pours a vibrant but hazed shade of golden straw with a decent sized white head. Looking beyond some of the expected and aggressive vomit-acid fumes, there’s a strong lemon zest component, some sour green apple, and perhaps because this bottle is a year or two old, some straw and barnyard aromatics. Mixed together, it gives a vague impression of ground mustard seeds. Acidic with some restrained funk on the palate. Some orange peel creeps in under the radar, and there’s an earthier, woodier component than I recall in some other lambics, even gueuzes. Top notch.
  • Cantillon Rosé de Gambrinus: A perfect fruit lambic. The loud cork pop releases an intoxicating, invisible cloud of sourness; naturally one expects the dominant aroma to be that typical barnyard funk, Cantillon being the best of the best at capturing that natural, raw sensation. Surprisingly, it’s according-to-Hoyle raspberry that pushes itself to the forefront — fresh raspberries, rotting raspberries, underripe raspberries. Each sniff brings about a variation on the theme. Raspberry sweetness precedes a wicked sourness. Rotten, delightful, ruinous, ascerbic fun wrapped up in a remarkably natural raspberry package.
  • Drie Fonteinen Kriek: A blood red color and a blood orange hue around the edges of the glass where the light slips through more easily. Practically no head. Strong cherry nose — leftovers from cherry consumption, notably the stems and pits; truly bile-like in its pungent, ascerbic aroma; and almost dusty like sniffing around through a pile of shredded cardboard. Make no mistake about it, though — tartness dominates the aroma and the taste. I mean, wow…just such a potent, flavorful beer. Acidic marathon, except unlike a marathon, this is fun. Flavors of sour cherries and unripe, tart plum.

Posted on 2010.02.26 by Evan Hansen at 3:14 pm
This entry was posted in Features and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Share:
Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

19 Responses to A Lambic Polemic: What’s in a Name?

Steve (S.) says:

Well done, Evan. I learned a lot.

2010.02.27 at 1:54 pm | Reply

Todd Abrams says:

Great piece, Evan! Is Lindemans trying to be the new California Cooler?

Where can you purchase the Cantillon Kriek?

2010.02.28 at 1:05 am | Reply

Evan Hansen says:

I'm positive they have Cantillon Kriek at Merchant's Warehouse in Dearborn. Have it at a lot of places in Ann Arbor. They used to carry it at Cloverleaf, but I'm not sure if that's still true. I would assume that Champagne's in Warren has it, but I can't say for sure.

2010.02.28 at 9:24 pm | Reply

Chuck V says:

Very interesting and well said! I'll admit that I will gladly drink a Lindeman's Framboise, Kriek, Peche or Cassis, but I do not mistake them for Lambic. I categorize them as "flavored malt beverage".
My favorite Brasserie Cantillon labels are Lou Pepe Kriek and Saint Lamnivus locally + Blabaer and Crianza Helena which are are not distributed to the US. Hanssens, Boon and Oud Beersel export some decent bottles as well. My 2 favorite lambics ever are Drie Fonteinen Hommage and Jolly Pumpkin's Lambicus Dexterius which was made right here in Michigan.

2010.03.02 at 2:54 pm | Reply

Evan Hansen says:

Oh, Chuck, you're killing me! I desperately wanted to try some of Jolly Pumpkin's lambic, but sadly, I got busy in January and didn't make it to the brewpub in time to buy any.

I guess I'll be waiting for next year's batch.

Thanks for reading, and glad you dug it. (You too, Steve!)

2010.03.02 at 5:31 pm | Reply

Todd Abrams says:

I was hoping my friend that works in Ann Arbor would pick me up a bottle since he owes me a sour beer anyway.

2010.03.02 at 5:34 pm | Reply

Katie says:

Great post, and I would add Girardin and Hanssens to that list of "true" Lambics. (Just had Hanssens' Kriek last night!) I'd also add Flemish (Flanders) Reds to this category. Often misunderstood, seldom reproduced well. For those looking for someone who carries a great many of these, I always buy from Bruisin' Ales. You'll have to pay shipping, but if you take one look at their list of beers, you'll probably order from there happily!

2010.03.02 at 5:48 pm | Reply

Todd Abrams says:

Good call, Katie. I've had a few bottles of 2000 Hanssens Oudbeitje strawberry lambic in the past few months. That's a damn good sour beer.

What Flemish Reds are you drinking? I've been a little disappointed the last time I've tried Duchesse de Bourgnone and Rodenbach.

2010.03.02 at 5:55 pm | Reply

Katie says:

Too funny, Todd, because I just recently had Duchesse again and still love it. Agree on Rodenbach disappointing a bit, though. I think it's the wine lover in me that really digs the Duchesse….just wrote a post about it, too. Good balance of sour/sweet IMO. Here's a link: http://bit.ly/c36fEN

2010.03.04 at 4:56 pm | Reply

Todd Abrams says:

Cool! It has been a while since I’ve had the Duchesse. I’ll give it another try.

2010.03.05 at 8:42 pm | Reply

Chuck V says:

Love sour beers!
Has anyone had any of the Russian River line? Consecration and Supplication are incredible!

Locally, Kuhnhenn Brewing in Warren has a nice Flemish Brown – Oud Brune aged in oak with cherries.

2010.03.06 at 6:44 pm | Reply

Todd Abrams says:

I’ve heard a lot of good things about the Russian River sour beers. They were one of the first ones doing it in the U.S., no?

2010.03.08 at 2:31 pm | Reply

Pingback: Tweets that mention A Lambic Polemic: What’s in a Name? | Gourmet Underground Detroit -- Topsy.com

Chris says:

Real lambic is a kick in the mouth for the drinker accustomed to the sugary Lindemans stuff. I had only had Lindemans until a few months ago when I picked up a bottle of Oude Kriek(http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/636/1709) and was blown away by the tartness and barnyard flavors coming through. Horseblanket. Straw. Cherry tartness, but not fruitiness. Funkiness from the wild yeast. It’s a bizarre drink and I’m not sure if I could drink a bottle again any time soon :)

2011.02.01 at 11:39 am | Reply

Brenda says:

Thank you for this article. I was asked to pick up a bottle of Lambic for a gift. I had no idea what Lambic was much less what it should taste like or what a “good one” was. Thanks to you I now have a clue when Lambic shopping. Thanks again:)

2011.05.24 at 3:10 pm | Reply

Hey there I am so happy I found your weblog, I really found you by mistake, while I was researching on Aol for something else, Regardless I am here now and would just like to say many
thanks for a tremendous post and a all round exciting blog (I also love the theme/design),
I don’t have time to go through it all at the minute but I have bookmarked it and also added your RSS feeds, so
when I have time I will be back to read a lot more, Please
do keep up the great jo.

2014.01.14 at 7:41 am | Reply

Incredible! This blog looks exactly like my old one!
It’s on a entirely different subject but it has pretty much the same page layout
and design. Great choice of colors!

2014.01.14 at 7:42 am | Reply

I uѕually do not leave mаny remarks, but i did a feԝ searching аոd wound uρ hегe A
Lambic Polemic: What

2014.02.03 at 3:19 am | Reply

Wonderful beat ! I would like to apprentice while you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a blog website?
The account aided me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided bright clear idea

2014.07.18 at 10:44 am | Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

*

*

Website Menu

Sundries

Search GUD

Recent Features
Grinding it Out
The Last Word in Ann Arbor Cocktails
Chicago Road Trip
Lincoln Street
On Gourmet

Friends & Members
Drinks Food Inside Detroit